Him?

There is definitely some glimpses serious gore/violence hidden in there - a dude getting his head splattered, some naked man/thing, getting sliced in half, etc. And the movie is rated R (I think?).

God damn ghouls.... “Stifle Free Speech” my ass. Evil, manipulative liars.

rhotacism?

That’s pretty rich. I’m pretty sure the decent comedians, journalists, performers and writers are using their talent to advance themselves, and your seedy, crooked life is just their latest muse. When you’re gone, they’re still going to be writers, comedians, etc.

Crowdfunding the wall is a pretty ingenious way to secretly implement a ‘racist idiot’ tax.

One cop actually put himself in the path of the vehicle, and Dennis clearly attempted to steer away from him, taking a sharp turn to the right while the officer was backing up to the vehicle’s left. And that guy had the presence of mind to NOT open fire. Dennis was definitely in full flight mode, by still attempting…

Just to be clear, but I’m not reading the Onion right now?

I have coworkers that lay down toilet paper on seats, so they don’t come in contact with ‘residual ass’. That’s fine by me. My problem is that they leave the toilet paper with their own ‘residual ass’ on the seat.

Ross Douthat looks like a 13 year old that shaved his first pubes and glued them to his face.

Put me in the loves Wes Anderson films, but derives little enjoyment from most musicals camp.

You’re not wrong, but now I hate butterscotch pudding.

What the fuck was that gibberish?

Also, what point is that jackass troll trying to prove?

We have secret tests to figure out who you are.

Good lord....If the Democrats had the power to successfully pull off this kind of conspiracy, then they wouldn’t have to pull off this kind of conspiracy.

Don’t forget, if the ballots are counted, then accuse them of widespread voter fraud.

Quick! Let’s go to Lifehacker and post this Hack for getting ungreyed on the Take-Out!

This is all well and good, but what if you’re turned away because you’re a Canadian Citizen with no voting rights in the United States?

Well I have been suspicious of Splinter’s timing for this Purge as well. Like I think, if on Wednesday this week, you just mention that you voted Blue, then you’ll be insta-followed.