I really don’t get how empathy is so hard for people.

This guy pairs nicely with the Elephant from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.

Well, in fairness, the Ford brothers had some strange Chris Farley charm in their misplaced confidence, ‘every-man’ boorishness and bumbling foolishness. I once saw Rob rush through a McDonald’s drive through and thought, ‘I would love this man if I didn’t hate this man’. 

I’m a white male. I grew up in a small, essentially pure white city. These are my credentials. I know white people. White men have nothing to be afraid of, and need to get a fucking grip. White men are the scary ones.

Why we can never win against Trumpers:

What drives me crazy is, if the GOP is worried about some sort of precedent being set where accusations happen all the time, then maybe they should stop trying to turn the Supreme Court into a Partisan shit-show, in an attempt to circumvent Democracy to push through their own greedy agendas. They are corrupting the…

I’m off to take a dump. We call that ‘hugging a loved one’ where I’m from. I’m just kidding of course, but I think I may actually start calling it that.

You could #basketballroasted us too, with a similar Kawhi joke, depending on whether or not the Raptors resign him (they won’t).

How would they even be able to tell if someone is lying if there’s no physical evidence?

Fuck! It worked! I thought you were joking.

I get why people like grand proposals, but I don’t like the idea. It’s almost an aggressive move, especially when it’s out of nowhere and you may end up pressuring your partner into making a decisions they’re not ready to make and ruining your relationship. You may think they’re ready, but, as per the article above,…

If only more people played Splatoon. Everyone would be running around with water guns instead of real guns.

“Just another phony story by the Fake News Media!”

What does Ash think is so disgusting about riding a Tyrannosaurus?

This game gets credit for a lot of things, but one thing people never mention is the entire “Cheat System”.

I gotta vote for Mitch. I called him as my Bracket Buster right from the start, and now he’s in the finals! He just seemed like he was seeded too low considering the scope of his influence and self-serving evil.

As a Canadian, I wish there was some way I could get out in November and vote against Republicans too.

My Bracket Buster Mitch is taking it to Putin (one of the most evil humans on the planet). Does Mitch have what it takes to take down the No. 1 seeded Police?

Mitch is still my Bracket Buster.

This was fun.