I usually tell the little edgelords that their dads are blowing me while I play the game and that their moms are watching. Usually shuts them up.

“HEWWO? HEWWO? WWANT TO JOWN MY SQWAD?”

Go back to Legacy of Kain!

What I’ve wanted since the PS3 is the ability to turn off the startup “BEEP!”  when you power on the system. If that’s a thing I can already do please someone let me know. 

Agreed. I came here this morning to read a tribute to the guy... and nothing.

Off-topic but how is there not a tribute to former Kotaku writer Mike Fahey?

Quiet’s constant objectification throughout MGSV, not to mention the convenient plot-based excuse they keep her nearly silent was almost off-putting enough for me to quit the game. I’m not online enough to know how much outrage it generated but it certainly offended me. I think the breaking point where I nearly…

Ten bucks says the 3rd entry will be called Reunion nevermind, Crisis Core already took that

“unofficial FFVII porn”

Dilly dally shilly shally, amirite gamers?

Dark Souls combat is superb. It’s precise, responsive, weighty and consistent. Maybe you ought to git gud.

We clowned on Nomura for 20 years over excessive belts and the spikiest hair money can buy.

also: the one line the black guy had sounded... like barret. 😑

Sometimes I wonder why I still think that Kotaku is a gaming journalism website...

I hear you. But Femshep is a proud gay women.

It wasn’t very effective.

Can we not report anything on Candace Owens unless its her announcement to get White Woman Reassignment Surgery. I hope she gets whatever disease  Robert Ebert had. She is fucking useless.  

I am not sure why people are so adamant about a remaster for a very recent series. Those games exist. They’re still good. Go play them.

It’s almost like the skills that make you a good driver, athlete, soldier, et cetera, aren’t the same skills that make you good at playing video games where you pretend to do those things! Who knew?

This game surprised the heck out of me. I remember when I watched the initial gameplay videos I was unimpressed, but the gameplay and story ended up sucking me in. I do feel like there was some significant missed gameplay opportunities (I feel strongly that lightsaber customization was nearly pointless as it stands…