The necklaces really complete the look. Without them it's just a tinfoil dick hat.

I thought this said Tom Mison and I was like, really? Hmm, yeah, okay, I'll drink that Kool-Aid.

Concur. On the bright side, Google tells me that Elektra wears a head scarf, not a mask, so unless Sackhoff is playing genderswapped Daredevil, Captain Marvel is still most likely.

Heh, I am waaaaay too much of an egomaniac to be affected by internet arguments. No worries. You are clearly wrong, anyway. >:P

Ahahaha. Final mission involves jumping the Mako off an orbital space station to one of, umm, let's say three waiting rescue ships. Which one you land on determines which surprise ending you get (the surprise is they are all the same, but the Mako gets a different paint job in each one).

I didn't miss your point; I fundamentally disagree with and reject your point. I think your scope is too narrow (the restaurant called "my kitchen" serves whatever I goddamn want, therefore waffles > egglant Parm > margaritas > sweet potato pie > fried rice > enchiladas) and you think mine is too broad (I therefore…

Yes. #iblameinsomnia

I like cheap pizza a lot more than I like a really good eggplant Parmesan, but I wouldn't deign to put them in the same category.

Can we talk about Gamora? Specifically about how our fears of gratuitous nudity/sexiness based on the trailers ended up being unnecessary? And how she brilliantly subverted not only the Hero Gets the Girl trope, but also the Marvel Female Spy/Assassin trope where women are all emotionally tough, badass fighters, and…

Different types of things can still be ranked, and I'm pretty comfortable ranking SW below GotG in terms of sheer entertainment value, especially since GotG is definitely getting at least one direct sequel. SW has some great moments, but watching the whole thing can feel like a chore: I used to watch it on VHS as a…

Whatever, I'll straight up say it: Guardians of the Galaxy is better than Star Wars.

I don't even need a story. Possibly I don't even want a story. Or people. Just give me the Mass Effect version of Mirror's Edge and let me run around with the Mako all day, climbing and falling down whatever bizarre topology I can find.

I'd play that if they gave us a chance to stomp on Starchild and steal his purples. #notbitter

Trufax: Everyone who works on OUAT is allergic to human hair. That is why they all wear terrible plastic wigs.

They should just go ahead and film the next 6-8 GotG movies while everyone is still available. Let James Gunn run all the things! I don't even care about Avengers 3 anymore, I need more GotG.

As an occasional Grammar Nazi and native English speaker, I'mma offer you some advice: chillax, brah! English lost the Pure and Eternal Platonic Language war when we mashed up Latin and German and then filled out the gaps with anything we could find lying around. There is no point in claiming that 'addicting' isn't a…

Yes it is.

Become a cat lover; get your own cat that can take over porch-defacing duties. Stop making your friendly neighbourhood cats do all the work!

OMG, those pants... 90s TV was the best. The worst, and therefore the best. *dying laughing*

a Rocket Raccoon plush