I remember when I had my first beer.

“Why won’t you ignorant, racist, cousin-fcking rednecks  vote for us? We have your best interests at heart, morons!”

No, drama queen. We’ve survived worse than Trump. We had an actual, real life war between states, with guns and everything!

another moron who thinks we live in a pure democracy

Day 66: Still crying.

You should probably take the next few plays out buddy.

this is a bad take.

Dear World,

I shouldn’t have to apologize for my friends at every introduction. “Everybody this is Bill from my softball team but I don’t agree with binge drinking or spanking your children!”

Dear Nobody,

The fact that Americans care so much about what celebrities think about politics helps explain why the country is so fucked up.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

Noone cares. +0.

You know she fully believes that Sandy Hook never ACTUALLY happened.

Your written English is pretty good for a Frenchman.

It will be a bummer when the Super Bowl winning Packers lose their first pre-season game next year and these guys are finally out $300.

To be fair, she was wearing combat boots.

Wrong — they are in the AFC South

Jerry Kill is literally foaming at the mouth.

I bet the Giants’ kicking net is TICKED.