I’ve never met your wife, so true. If I had, I’d say, “Boy is your husband cranky in the morning.”

I’ve had multiple (usually drunk) women hit me

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

I think you raped someone last night. You should be fired on the basis of my belief.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

“Did I play Thursday Night Football, Too?” By Jared Goff and Jon Ryan - via the Players’ Tribune.

At least for the last guy, sure.

I think there’s a difference between a low scoring tightly fought defensive battle and a contest where both team’s offenses were so abysmal that they couldn’t even score a FG in regulation when it was good weather even.

In Minnesota its illegal to be in an apartment when a sexual assault is going on.

You can’t harass someone who doesn’t know that you are speaking about them. One of the key issues of harassment is the person knowing about it.

No one with indoor plumbing.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

I will.

This is supposed to be about famous people

Goldfish are meant to be shared, friend.

Hey! I think I saw that movie!

I actually have more respect for a guy who steals from sick kids than a guy who goes to Power Rangers conventions.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Then goddamnit; something needs to be done about this outrage!

What’s the income cutoff to be in the top 1 percent? I recently changed jobs and now make much more money than I used to and I need to know if I should be outraged at this or if other people just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.