is your name Vada Sultenfuss?

Me, age 19, living with my folks and working night shifts, and my boyfriend came into town for the weekend. He loved naps (still does, we're married now). I didn't, but my sleep was all messed up from the night shifts. So after lunch I tell my mom, "we're going to go have a nap."

no she didn't

Wrestling is hella serious. 1 in 5 children will be permanently scarred by being lied to and told sex is "just wrestling."

Why do you think the WWE and WCW have such large fanbases full of the psycho-sexually disturbed?? STOP BEING A SHEEPLE, ADULTOSAUR.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

he will impregnate her

I feel like she shaded herself.

finding it gross is immature

Female here. I personally find myself feeling the opposite of sexy during my period. I am bloated, achy, tired. emotional. I've never bled that much since my teenage years but I still find it a draining experience and it's just gross. Maybe it's just me, but the blood has a certain smell. I don't like it. I can't wait…

Listen Jia, nobody makes me bleed my own blood

Most of those seem legit/normal but... what did your husband do to the cat?

answer is: 42

Well of course her necklace says "nori." We Kardashians have long been fans of sushi.

Burrrrn. That's way harsh, Tai!!! I actually think Kim is pretty. Farrah looks like a mosquito on crack.

Absolutely. The Midwest isn't all fucking cornfields and "golly gee whilickers!" either. There are big, mean asshole cities such as Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, and Milwaukee. I'm Midwestern born and bred and I bet you I can out-sarcasm your average New Yorker. Furthermore, I'm from Chicago and you don't survive…

Michael Bay. Tell me this franchise wouldn't benefit from some random explosions and a car chase or three.

I cannot hear the name "Buckley" in anything except Brittany Murphy's voice, doing Luanne Platter.

I see Neil Patrick Harris in 15 years.

I bitch and moan too much when an editor seems to be going off the rails, have the rep of being a know-it-all, and occasionally troll in a sarcastic way. *shrug* I'm fine in the grays.