Some people just wanna watch their yoga studio burn.

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.

Please star this comment if you think it's actually fucking adorable that one of Ted Cruz's daughter's first sentence was "I like butter."

Get a life, pearl clutcher. A child sees something 'offensive' like the word fuck, they probably wouldn't even notice it. If they ask the parent about the word, that's the parent's responsibility to teach the child whatever they want about the word. Kids are going to hear 'bad' words sooner or later. Parents need…

I'm a rare parent who doesn't give any fucks if my kids swear. You should see the looks I get. They're words, ffs, get the hell over it.

You...fucking...BASTARDS! Look, I never lorded over bleeding well anyone because I knew where the series was going (mostly because I don't watch GoT and IDGAF about the TV series because I *am* that much of a purist). But. Anyone who spoils the goddamn books for me - especially if they do so in a way that later…

I suggest you take up creating monogrammed coffee thermoses. You will instantly be more important, and your reputation will be bolstered!

If you thought you could smell gas, you were crazy. Carbon monoxide is odorless.

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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

I didn't read her blog, but the article here says she shows a photo of herself eating abroad in China. How can someone living on minimum wage afford to go to China?

"Will haunt in afterlife"

Jaden Smith was having a bad day, I see.

Your screen name! Just made my day.

Well, the expectation that the person who stays home also does the majority of the chores is fair, but I'd like to point out that staying at home with kids (when they are really little anyway) is exhausting and sometimes isolating. So the expectation that you come home to a spotless house and a hot homecooked dinner…

Is it old yet?

It's the Millihelen "monogrammed thermosery"!

No whip? NO WHIP? How dare you?! Whipped cream is amazing in a world full of terrible things. Also, white whipped cream, black coffee, why do you hate diversity so much? Racist as hell.

WHY IS YOUR CAR COMBAT READY?!

I'm 42, and I've noticed I tend to be dressed like my 4 year old nephew way too much of the time.