Obviously, the names Pedophilia Pink, Rape Rosé and Scarlet Statutory, didn't have the nice ring to it.

The only thing that I truly can't deal with are the animal cruelty photos that people insist on sharing on FB and Twitter in the name of protesting such behavior. I don't EVER want to see starving dogs, slaughtered elephants, trophy hunters posing with their kill, etc . . . I know all that horrible shit exists, but I…

Lana Kane is my working-while-pregnant aspiration. Like whoa.

I agree with all of that except with the assumption that teens are very familiar with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I wouldn't call him dumpy but Kristof in Frozen was poor and working class

Who is the pretty, fragile victim in Frozen?

Oh god, that made me tear up because something so similar (well,sort of) happened to me when my son was a baby. I didn't have a car at a time and had a doctors appointment I really couldn't miss, so I took the train. On the way home my son decided he had ENOUGH of the train and wanted no part of it. Full on screaming,…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

He may not be the President we deserve, but he's the President we need.

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

I remember my uncle got married back when I was like 7 or 8 and we had the reception at a park, it was in the summer, beautiful day and night, well I remember one of my uncles not the married one being cornered in a room where the food was being held by a group of 4 or 5 guys NOT dressed for a wedding or reception,…

Dammit! I missed this one!

Yes, it made me think of Jesus in a rage flipping over the money-changers' tables. I just can't imagine what the conversations are around this in the archbishop's little coven. "Screw it, those people deserved to be molested because they were... alive and vulnerable"? I mean, what do they think God thinks about all…

There's just no way anyone can be devoted to anything even vaguely resembling Christ's message and think this is an acceptable way to behave. No way.

Food cooked over an open fire on a grill is simply grilled.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

If corporations are truly people, McDonald's is the guy who takes five ones on the table at the start of the meal, announces that it's the tip, and pockets one for every time the waiter's groveling is insufficient.

Mmmm, I like watching you sleep. And 365 days from now, I'm going to murder you and and eat your kidneys for dinner. It will be fun, I promise.

Joke's on you. Madonna is Bajoran.

Not many outside of the Empire know this but we Kardashians have always been fond of Madonna.