I'm sorry if this makes you uncomfortable, but how did you not divorce him when you caught him with child porn?

"making the cat 'dance' on the other person" ................?

Congrats, you're an abusive cat owner. Showing your cat not to spray by sprayig? Excellent strategy. That poor cat, why do you think he sprays, when you show him that spraying is appropriate? And spraying? How old is the cat? I've seen one too many cats with fucked up vision from being sprayed. But I don't think you…

Isn't Android the Linux of the phone world because, you know... it's literally running Linux?

Oh they were the worst, those year 7 b.c. kids. Always tearing through town on their donkey carts blasting that damned loud Lyre music.

Yes and "$200 for you sweetheart"

I thought rice krispie treat. Cause it's a square.

...it was tough to prove what the farmers would have made of the overhaul the modern health-care marketplace...

Depends on if it's an African woodpecker. European? No way.

Oh man, a person on the internet who's sure their opinion is the greatest! Props on spelling palette correctly, at least. I've had great thin crust pizza, and prefer deep dish for the reason I outlined (that I come away feeling like I ate a meal). However, unlike the strange pizza zealots out there (why anyone thinks…

Fallon Fox is a featherweight. Ronda Rousey is a bantamweight. They weren't going to be fighting each other anyway.

Oh god, that Times article.

Isn't that Gamora's back story?

I have absolutely no shame in admitting I would eat those.

And that's why racism isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Because not standing behind someone's racist comments is considered "throwing them under the bus."

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself

...then this probably isn't the comments section for you

guess I'm the only person who sees periwinkle & doo doo brown

Lavender and brown, clearly.