I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

I keep reading this as "librarian" and wondering who these pushy book people are.

When political parties have one night stands with cult religions, the end result is apparently Libertarians.

Looks like the karma police...

*puts on shades*

... arrested this man.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

In some cities, asking people to police the contents of others' shopping carts would be laughable because who has time for that?

I think it's actually high contrast designs? But doesn't matter, I'm still loling at "Babies: Possibly Similar to Cats."

Mark, I feel like you don't own Fiestaware. Those dishes are the jam and I would absolutely throw a rock at someone if they tried to touch mine. And if you have discontinued colors, it's a bitch to find the whole set (mine are not and I still had to wait weeks for some of them to come back in stock). That might be the…

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

My abortion was epic but only because Michael Bay performed it.

Using five promiscuous women as his case studies, McBroom introduces us to five archetypes: Insecure Minx, Bohemian Rebel, Messalina Reincarnate, Homosexual, and Love Starved Woman. AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY SUMMON CAPTAIN HARLOT!

ya i'm not up in arms either i just think it's funny

BCO Merchandising Idea: Coffee thermoses printed with the definitions of Herb, Red, and Crunchy. With monogrammed options, of course.

DO NOT GOOGLE CANADIAN MILK o.O

It tastes like green. Which is lucky, because he's probably allergic to red.

Buick Regal Skylark

I can't really get up in arms over this one, sorry. They aren't called 'boyfriend' jeans because the ladies who wear them are SO heterosexual and SO have a MAN they FUCK. They're called boyfriend jeans because unlikely traditionally cut, tighter women's jeans, they are looser and more relaxed throughout. Sure, baby…

I think in Alaska people need to protect themselves from bears.

So THAT's why the "heroine" reaction!

She was caught wet-handed.

That doesn't sound nearly as fun as dressing up as General Sherman and doing a bar crawl in Savannah, GA.