I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

997 C4S.  Done and Done. 

Deadspin Headline:

For some reason, my favorite part of the story is that in the middle of the biggest day of Clippers history, Doc was on his way to Nobu Malibu.

Mannschaft Shafts Man

How well do the touchscreens replace physical controls? Does it cause you to pay more attention inside the car than outside to the road?

I broke my elbow last year and stopped taking my pain meds pretty shortly after surgery. Trying to grunt out a goddamn Thermos every couple of days was not great. I truly thought I was going bust a blood vessel in my head trying to back those monstrosities out.

Hey all. Just wanted to drop in here and give a very sincere thank you to everyone who’s read the piece and everyone who’s commented below. I had to kind of talk myself into writing this, for a number of reasons, but I’m glad I did, and I’m deeply moved by the responses here—by those of you sharing your own…

This is one of the times where my words escape me (though surely some fellow reprobate down below will fire off a black humor one-liner) and all I can think of saying is thanks, Barry, for posting this, and my heart goes out to Bivens and those around him.

Court documents unsealed Thursday offer new details of the triple homicide, including that the victims were killed with a rifle and a sledgehammer

Dodger fan here wondering if this dude makes you miss Puig less.

Meanwhile...

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Libertarians are just Republicans who like to smoke pot.

“Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.”

Spaghetti. Especially when it only comes part way up and you have to make the decision to pull it out or swallow it down.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?