Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

sure sure Indy

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

STRIKE!

And Mazda did it like 20 years ago. Pretty sure this was an option on either the old 929 or the Millenia. Can't remember which one.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

These owners really need to stick to sports.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

“when it’s time to crush some White Claws”

If you haven’t listened to Le Batard’s interview with Marc, the son who lost all of his mobility to football and inspired his father to take action, from earlier today, it’s worth a listen.

Before the interwebs we had Inside the NFL. Must watch Thursday TV.  Len Dawson and Nick Buoniconti laid out what happened each week. Loved that show. RIP.

You would have to be a fan of, say, the 2013 Cincinnati Reds or the 2016 Baltimore Orioles to remember that those teams made the playoffs for a single doomed game. But if you were such a fan, that would indeed be something that you’d remember—Ryan Ludwick’s multi-hit game in a losing effort, maybe

The USSF will relegate him to coming off the bench as punishment for not playing in the MLS.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

This is 100% a location question.