Or even better, a brand new Mahindra Roxor. Not technically a Jeep either but way more classic and interesting.

Amen. Left lane driving is an epidemic

Before BW3 changed their name, the third W was for weck.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

I wanted to ungrey this because, well, selfishly, it gets to the heart of my point and allows me to rebut a person filled with false-confidence head-on because he/she clearly read one Boston Globe Article entitled “For Jared Remy, Leniency was the Rule Until One Lethal Night” and that’s it (he/she mimics, verbatim,…

I have appointed myself the Kinja art decider.

Dear Penthouse,

You think Donald Trump has a chess set?  If anything, he has a sexy Ivanka Connect Four.

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Fats and oils are the conduits through which flavor travels.

He and the team seem to be be rather enjoying one another. The fan base is absolutely embracing him. It’s almost as if being in a positive environment is good for a player? As far as the Reds being a shitty team, at 5.5 out of first place they’re actually closer to first than all but one second place team in the rest…

Really though, good for you posting on Deadspin well into your eighties. 

Calm down, Francis

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

Dustin Diamond with gout.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this. I hate you.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

A fantastic game and my heart absolutely broke for Japan there as I felt this was the Japan I had been waiting to see for the whole tournament. They were clearly bringing the pressure, creating the more dangerous chances and controlling the flow of the game. Ultimately it was the right call by the ref and the team…