You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

Yep.  City won the League when Kompany’s screamer punched the back of the net.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

His dad nearly killed someone and I found out in the comments yesterday that his brother has already done time for murder.

No matter what happens, the video will never be as good as I FEEL it must be, for the effort Kraft is putting in to suppress it.
Scene: Robert Kraft wearing a XXL Big Dog t-shirt and sweat pants stands on top of a massage table. A female enters the room, pulls down Mr. Kraft’s pants and spends several long minutes…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Kraftse. 

on a road that is not near their HQ and mapped out in detail with all known road hazards, conditions, and signals available to the computer.

We can’t let them in. No room. Full. We’ve got nowhere to put them. If a judge tells you to let them in, say sorry judge, I just don’t have the space. We are full to the top.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

I believe that was Wilt Chamberlain’s pick up line

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

From: Paul Sidwell Trevor Bauer

That Saturn has aged really well. Less fond of the Pontiac.

This is a good take.

Why do you think wealthy people that can afford luxury items such as a V12 BMW are automatically weak, insecure and dumb ?