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I’m saying all that other stuff. 

Easier to place two layers of TP on the surface of the water to act as a firefighter life net and quietly catch everyone jumping out of the building that is your butt.

Adjacent to the e-mail of the week, does anyone deploy a preemptive flush (a camo-flush, if you will) to mask the sound of a boisterous dump, especially if the stalls on either side are occupied?

Man the economics of baseball sure are shit

Wrong St. Petersburg.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob. 

I can’t even imagine the shit-eating grin Jerrah must have in those meetings looking at Kraft. You’ve got to think Jerrah’s had a hand in decorating the place with orchids and putting plenty of Asian food on the menu (Cream of Sum Yung Guy?) just to stick it to one of his enemies.

I feel like this is a supervillain origin story.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

Yeah you can tell it’s an AA issue since they show carplay working just fine. The backup camera should have been zoomed in too. I think Mazda will eventually update that too, maybe in 2 years.

I had a couple female roommates. One in college was an elitist bitch. One out of college was really cool. One night we’re watching TV and she asks me if I’d ever do anal with my GF. “WTF???” She proceeds to tell me that the guy she was with the night before, this super uptight conservative dude, tried to go backdoor

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s

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Check out the Straight Pipes Youtube review. I have an 18MY with AA and love it, but with the shape of the new 19MY screen, they need to update Android Auto to work better. Right now, the 19MY looks a bit goofy with it on. I timestamped it for you.

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

I’m going to be that guy: Tremont took a pretty solid four steps on that layup - three are obvious, and there was a subtle toe tap for the fourth visible on the slow motion replay. But ultimately I guess it’s probably the best Walk on Waters this side of Matthew 14.

The best part of those teams is that if you’re of a certain age (i’m in my late 30s), for that stretch we were all Mariners fans, whether from Seattle or Texas or middle of nowhere Ohio.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

I think an unintended (or maybe it was intended by the bill payers) side effect of advanced metrics is that it has killed the star in baseball. You can look at it as trying to find a market inefficiency, sure, but it also can be looked at like “we don’t want to spend money, let’s find a cheaper option.” It’s weird