Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

That message was brought to you by DeBeers, who sent a representative hidden in a hay bale to make sure it was delivered correctly.

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

But AB already said n... ohhhhhhh

We’re getting into a gray area here.

Ben will probably just force him into signing. 

Let’s not forget that on the whole baseball players also make way more money than football players. Just look at veteran minimums. If we assume his ability gets him on a roster in either sport considering his pedigree, I don’t see how baseball isn’t the most lucrative and the safest decision.

He’s not among the first Arians who were Winston-likers

He killed a guy with a trident. 

Oh man! Burned by Brick!

Michigan reportedly countered Ohio State’s offer with a two-year extension, which he turned down.

Schiano is leaving?  How can they have a staph without Schiano?

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

How much for a ZJ?? 

CHARGERS SAINTS ALL THE WAY

Also, no offense to curlers, but the talent pool is much weaker than it is in golf.

“Football Clippers” is money which is reinforced by the ticker at the bottom of the screen saying “DEN vs LAC” and I think ‘why the fuck are the Broncos playing the Clippers’?.

Goodell: Who’s to say these retired NFL players didn’t develop their CTE from curling? We’ll never be able to say for sure.

Ah, if only someone - say, an occasional contributor to this site - had proposed this idea in 2016...