It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

This is way more Heat than that F&F garbage.

“Unsullied by wealth or fame” sounds like a line stolen from the Confederacy’s justification for maintaining the status quo of slavery.

For young kids, I think bathroom usage should always follow the gender of the parent.

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

God...Mean Gene’s pieces with Macho Man were pure art. He was a such an amazing straight man to the insanity that just went on around him.

Wow, Jordan’s friend is an incredible douchecanoe. “Six days in a medium-sized European city?” What.The.Fuck.

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

“Send him to me.”

+1 Sports

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

But: the playoff thing. Lewis’s Bengals were knocked out of the playoffs in the first round each and every one of the seven times they made it.

Sam Wyche didn't coach as long and he had a worse winning percentage, but he occasionally DID things. They almost won a Super Bowl once. I'll take that roller coaster over the slow tractor ride to nowhere that Marvin led. 

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

“Nice”- Part time law clerk Rob Gronkowski 

If you didn’t join the police, prosecutors office etc. to help people in situations just like this then why?

Yeah, a framed printout of a digital ticket that is 70% ads and 5% barcode is definitely the same thing as having a physical ticket as a souvenir.  Sure thing.