FA Cup is totally divorced from the Premier League title though and already has a US equivalent in the US Open Cup.

Every time the Browns win I imagine Hugh Jackson taking credit. Right now he is sitting alone in a booth at Skyline staring at a plate of 3-Way, mumbling “If they had just kept me on we would be 8-5-1, would have won the Superbowl and started a dynasty. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong!

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

How many inside the park home runs would Billy Hamilton hit if you dropped him into the polo grounds in 1927 for a year? 100? 

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

guessing a high proportion of actual handwritten letters.  or aol.com email addresses

The institutional failure is heart breaking.  It seems like you only need one or two people to do the right thing to bring the whole house of cards down, but it never seems to happen.

Just say he broke his arm then

When he’s out of the woods, he’ll tell us what happened himself, and it’ll be starkly honest, like when he ‘fessed up to his drinking and driving days.  We don’t need to know, don’t need to speculate just now, just leave him and his family be together in this time.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Tread the Apple environment (iDevices, iCloud, etc) as one instance.

I don’t get it. I played for 10 years up to college and there isn’t a chance in hell my two boys are playing football. I wake up everyday with aches and pains that my peers who didn’t play don’t have; I’ve herniated a disc in my neck getting out of FUCKING bed; my knees are shot and my back will seize up for no…

Some of it. The thing he said that saved my life I’ve never shared with anyone, but I’ve talked about the rest of it and I know I’ve posted the picture of him and me together.

I’m still not over it. This man literally saved my life. He and I had a conversation late one night when I was in a dark place and something he said to me gave me enough to keep going. I just wish someone could have done the same for him.