I don’t know what I like more: your post or the people who likely read it and didn’t realize the point of your post was to make fun of the Red Sox/their fanbase.  Can I just say “all of the above?”

“McCarthy ends his tenure as head coach with a record of 125-77-2, nine playoff appearances in thirteen seasons and a Super Bowl win in 2011.”

Hopefully some good will come of this awful situation

By which I mean, the Chiefs lose a few and the Pats get home field for the playoffs

Listen, and understand! That Fed is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t double fault, or shank balls, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until... a nice handshake at the end!

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

That he continues to live defies both physics and common decency.

Rush fucking Limbaugh.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

Wow - sorry Cowboys and Bengals - you snooze, you lose! 

Ghostbuster, Caddyshack, Red Dawn, Terminator, Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future.

Any time the gun-humpers retreat to the 2nd Amendment (ratified 227 years ago, by the way) to defend their fetish, I like to share the words of their favorite founding father, Thomas Jefferson:

“Dorados? Goddamnit, I thought you said Doritos.” - Maradona, in his mind

Jeff Driskel!?!?

Me too...wish the funeral would hurry up and get here.

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

To summarize(any mention ever about this shitbag),

Roads?  Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!

Yoda VS Dooku in ATOC is inarguably one of the greatest theatre moments I’ve ever experienced.