Ya know, I recall a time when this movie was dragged through the mud because so much of the space stuff wouldn’t actually work. Fine. Whatever. Maybe it’s because I was in high school when it came out or maybe it has to do with “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” being played on the radio 24/7, but damn if that movie isn’t…

He just goes dugout to dugout, so kind of.

You continue to be a fan and i will continue being the man.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

Can’t lose what you don’t have.

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

In my experience, the water thing is key. Travel generally leaves me dehydrated, and most of my strange travel-related symptoms are resolved by catching up on water.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Seriously, they should totally put that on the tickets.

If Delta pushes up the cost on a ticket, they can blast GA. for it. Call it “GA. Gun Lobby Fuel Surcharge” to keep it fresh in people’s minds.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

The dismount from the escalator handrail was flawless. The pallet jack on the ramp was terrifying. Ever seen what happens to little wheels when they start to wiggle? It’s ugly!

If he wrote it, it would be something like “I’ve seein the new Cullinan, and it’s great. It’s really great, very luxurious, and I know luxury, and this is it, just fabulous.”

Xavier Alum here.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

Do they have a new verification process that sidesteps this drama? Seems they could just archive all the old scores ‘verified’ under the old process, call them “Legend Scores” or something equally fancy sounding, and then have the main records focused on and considered Verified. You can have a fancy name for the new…

Professional Football Negotiation Competition

Brother, I don’t know what fans you know, but I live among them too and the pushback on Deflategate was that it was way overblown - spending $20m on a cunt hair’s worth of air.
Most people accept that Brady likes them soft, the way Rodgers likes them a bit hard. This was a Stickum-on-gloves level offence, prosecuted…

That one cop seems like he needs Lunch Control.