It’s actually die Eismaschine! In the context of the sentence “die Eismaschine” is in the dative so it becomes “der Eismaschine”. But on its own it’s “die”. As in, die Bart die.

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

I’m guessing the police went to the hospital, and asked if any woman in a gray shirt with a leg injury came in. By her inability to walk, i’m guessing dislocated knee/ankle, maybe a torn ACL.

The lingering cough for weeks suuuucks.

Also depends on how much money/PTO you want to lose if you don’t get sick days. Cause the U.S. fucking sucks.

Right? They have no problem electing one-inning closers, but the DH continues to be shunned even though it’s been part of the game for 40+ years.

The dude who voted for Carlos Lee is my personal hero

Via @RobbieTassaro, here’s a side-by-side of the two clips.

The fact that this guy is still standing has to be some kind of miracle, doesn’t it?

Then maybe, just maybe he ought to have made the effort to familiarize himself with the issue before opening his yap. You did notice how he had no problem using his considerable public platform to give Pres. Simon his total support despite, as you put it, having no idea the magnitude of the issue.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

For the flat earthers, here’s a scale diagram of what 62 miles looks like relative to the curvature of earth. The dark line indicates how far one would see to look at the edge of the horizon. Compare that to the barely visible jet flight altitude sightline at 6 miles up- which doesn’t offer much more of a view of the…

something known as Mach Buffet

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Here’s a side view of my E9. Note C-pillar badges.

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

There is hope for the Jaguars. Legitimate hope, and hope has a name: Tom “2-0 against the Patriots in the playoffs” Coughlin.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Central is god’s time.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.