Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

TB 12 water stays hydrated when everything else is freezing.

Who is this Gary character?

Correction: that seems like a lot of diarrhea for $4.20.

Nothing yet.

Hey, I enjoy dishing out a “I told you so” as much as the next guy.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Ahem.

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Till they block that VPN service. Good luck.

If you lived in Poland, circa 1939, you could have Hitler or you could have Stalin.

This guy can also make grits in five minutes.

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

I blame Magery for jinxing the whole thing in his Jambaroo.

Holy shit that’s a cold-ass unibomer sign right there, damn.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…