> President Two-scoops gets flamed for seasoning his steak with ketchup

I think I know the one you’re talking about - it was like a “yes, but...” response to the XKCD correct horse battery staple comic. Pound’s videos are always super neat to pay attention to.

The funny thing to me is that I had just spent all of last week enjoying Bongo Cat on imgur, and then all of a sudden, BAM - Bowser with tits.  The internet works in mysterious ways.

An ice cream taco is a sandwich!

As opposed to theft by deception, or as it’s better known, fraud.

I-I’d like to do a trial.

I remember those days.  An archive of the site is still out there on I think Gaming Intelligence Agency’s website.  I still visit it every year or so when I feel the need to reminisce about life on the internet in 1996.

That’s essentially what I tell everyone who interacts with my cat. Make yourself as small as possible, which means squatting down or simply sitting on the floor. Outstretched hands/fingers below the cat’s eye level, not above. 60% of the time, it works every time!