Having mock elections with 5 year-olds is ridiculous.

Poor guy. Hillary won at my kid’s school, but I don’t know the margin. They did a real mock voting thing, too, where they filled out some kind of paperwork to “register” and then voted on iPads that were set up like the electronic voting machines. Pretty cool civics lesson, anyway.

Another angle of the Angel: http://imgur.com/gallery/0Abr1H…

Redistributing umbrellas now? Thanks, Obama.

Get a better headshot by hiring a photographer. There is a reason they exist.

"It'd be great if there were an easier way to do this, but at least the function is still there."