Warning: If you replace one light with a Hue just because you think it’s cool - you will replace the rest. All of them.

My son was one of 3 children who “voted” for Hillary in his classroom. The next day a classmate told him she is going to jail. He was so confused. My son is 5.

I voted in rural Alabama. I filled out a ballot by hand then stood in line to put a ballot in the scanner. The older male poll worker looked at every ballot going into the scanner. The worker thanked everyone until it was my turn; I got a cold stare. My wife, at a different polling place did too. How is this not voter…

FWIW, this post made me buy one. So, if you got a commission, you’re welcome.

FWIW, this post made me buy one. So, if you got a commission, you’re welcome.

Whatever you do, do not look on zillow. I don’t care where you live or what your price range is; you will be shocked what it will buy you in the worst place in America. /Coastal Alabama resident

Who told him a lapel that big on a single breasted suit is okay? How can you trust anyone who has such terrible self-awareness.

It happens twice at every show they do. Less of a prank than part of the routine that hasn’t changed in decades.

I was here for this, well a few hundred feet east of this. Even knowing it’s coming doesn’t prepare you for the crazy amount of power 30 feet from your noggin.

Mine are 4 and 3mo. Both boys. I'd never seen a baby smile and laugh as much as our first... until our second. The fresh one still doesn't make it through the night but his "cry" sounds more like a series of grunts.

My wife is in the same boat after our second. We've had 2 perfectly tempered wonderful babies devoid of all the horror stories we've ever heard. I've pushed for a third but she's not willing to put her body through it. I get it and my vasectomy is scheduled. :(

Paying $12 a month to get my 3 year old's hair cut is ridiculous. Paying $40 a month to groom our Shih-tzu is a racket. I just ordered a Whal from Amazon. You should get a commission.

Srsly? Proraso by a mile. Barbasol doesn't hold up to a brush. I'd rather use toothpaste.

Srsly? Proraso by a mile. Barbasol doesn't hold up to a brush. I'd rather use toothpaste.

I was buying OCT18 calls throughout July. I typically bought on Friday or other significant dips and sold on Mondays during peaks. I dealt mostly with the $100.71 contract just because I had tracked it for a few months. It was risky but really paid off. I'm not confident which way the announcement will go so I'm on…

You're right, not anymore. It was beating it the 2 weeks I was following it closely.

I use Betterment for my emergency and retirement fund. It's been great and beats the S&P. I trade options with TradeKing using risk capital. Betterment has given me ~4.5% over the past 4 months. Trading AAPL options has netted me 154%.

This still works. I had a USPS delivery delayed by a day. My Prime was extended by a month without fuss. I asked for the month extension up front.