Otto to Torch: Dad, don’t you have enough pictures for your broken handle collection?

NASCAR comment of the day, sponsored by PEP BOYS!

found the official track statement:

What an honor. I mean... I have no stake in America after I retire next year seeing as I’m Canadian/Italian. But thanks anyway!

Infowars that way >>>>>>>>>

Exactly. I’m looking to buy one of these next year and am worried that people will catch on and read the reviews and see how great a deal it is. But then I see all the hate... none of the criticisms (however valid) affect me whatsoever, so let the depreciation run its course!

I had a 1998 Buick Regal GS (man I miss that car) that had the traction control button right in the middle of the center console, after a trip to Mohegan Sun Casino in CT with my wife we were on the highway and she asked me what the “Trac” button did and what would happen if she pressed it. I told her its the traction…

*Reads headline*

You’re paying to not have Cadillac CUE. That’s money well spent.

“A Prius (Prius!!!) makes a good crawler—who’d have ever expected that?”

Just protecting people around.

Bait taken! Now, does anyone have like $23k laying around that I could have? It would be a great addition to my future museum of poor life choices! :D

She’s new, cut her a brake.

She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

As with real humor in actual, face-to-face conversations, timing is everything. I figured out pretty early on that unless you comment on something within the first 10-15 minutes of it being posted, there’s not much of a chance your comment will get noticed. By default, Kinja seems to sort comments by popularity (stars…

Considering I’m still grey after 7 goddamned years...

Designers forgot the back end on that one!

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

Oh man, I bet there were some seriously artisanal moustaches at this event.