Wait, how could you not have seen Smokey & The Bandit before this?!

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

...so a Chrysler dealership lot?

A lot of tears and needing to find a new way home?

What gives you the right to exterminate an organism that attacked you because it was defending itself?

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

I’d say that they need a Golden Retriever.

I didn’t see a single ox in that video. How do they expect me to get to Oregon?!

Does this mean they’re going to fix the loose nut behind the wheel?

We’re for state’s rights, except when we’re against them.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

Eh, not really. Remember that this parade is for Trump; not America, not the people, and most certainly not our troops. Trump doesn’t want a Bastille day type of celebration, he wants that North Korean shit.

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

“Right back here, Officer. In this pocket.”

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)

😂

And that you will need to pull the engine to change the timing chain, which is conveniently positioned at the back of the engine.

Does this mean that the Benz will melt its own ignition coils every month and need new timing belts every 40k?

No CEL illuminated on dash. That can’t be an Audi.

But does it come with Audi’s legendary unreliability from 10 years ago?