they really do need to figure out some kind of urine management system

This saddens me - but then, I’m a pig...

i think some HD baseball cards, with an HD clothes pin to the rear triangle should recreate that sound enough for most people.

I’m gonna call this the 3rd row seating option.

Impressive. Somewhere, a German engineer is weeping at the complexity they somehow failed to include in a Porsche / BMW / Mercedes product.

Yep, FHP & FWC are the only two state agencies that will pay you while going through the academy and pay for your certification, and then activate that cert. It’s a great place to start an LEO career before moving on to a local PD dept.

You know it’s going to be called a Gran Coupe. You might as well make peace with it.

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

It’s always a Nissan....always.

so would you have preferred in Andrew Collins had posted about this dude wrecking due to what was probably a wheelie gone bad? because at least he rides? cause that certainly makes a whole lot of sense. i hope you never comment on anything you dont have intimate knowledge about, like finding a woman’s g-spot.

I never thought it could happen but this whole affair is making me reconsider my lifelong and heartfelt trust in car salesmen.

Like calling drug traffickers “cocaine enthusiasts”

Nah; I love it when it looks like a GoBot, a Lamborghini Urus, and a dishwasher have an orgy.

The Pumpkin Spice would just be a Subaru.

Yesterday morning.

“fuck it, take a picture of it in front of the janky fence display at Home Depot”

you get as much visibility as an Asian man squinting!

“4th Gear: Head Of Lincoln Becomes Ford North America President”

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!