Did the drone get taken out during the 3rd quarter overtime points negation race, or was it after the 7th inning stretch when everyone sang “Take me out to the stage race”?

If Abraham Lincoln were still alive today, he’d have just celebrated his 209th birthday. So he’d be driving a Buick like everyone else his age.

Yes

Where the hell can I watch Torch’s stand-up set?

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

Reverse: he didn’t hit you he just rubbed you, rubbin’s racin’. Now rub him back a little.

I call bullshit; the American Dental Association gave me a note to carry a chinchilla...they’re good for tartar control.

“This is the text I put in when I want to delete a comment.”

Lighten up Francis!

Where’s the story about trying the flush a peacock down the toilet?

Pebbles will live on forever...

Yep. She’s flossin’!

Oh yeah?

Simply press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and OH MY GOD THE CAR IS OUT OF CONTROL! Luckily you have 30 lives now.

Turnabout’s fair play, space creatures!

Cheesesteak isn’t even that good.