Now, now, Lifehacker is more or less a SJW safe haven, no one would force anyone to do anything they didn’t want, they just guilt him into writing it.

I’m an Orioles fan who doesn’t think he could handle him leaving in free agency next year. He’s so good! And Young! And his chin! Punches! Schoop and his handshake thing!

Good thing Putin controls both sides now.

Russia still has their own SLBM’s. Maybe not accurate enough to take out US ICBM’s in a first strike (or a response to one), but plenty adequate to take out US major cities. Any upgrade to the US nuclear arsenal is a threat to Russia, just as upgrades to their arsenal threaten the US and Europe, but MAD hasn’t gone…

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Oh, sorry. I thought we were hating on Uncle Tom/Carson for his absurd Christian faith.
I will henceforth commence with propagating the myth that Uncle Tom was subservient to white people. 

Butts. It’s mostly about butts.

But they couldn’t scalp any tickets.

In their defence, they did make reservations for him to be there.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

Weird hobby. I really enjoy learning about criminals and serial killers, the psychology behind why they do horrible things fascinates me....And I don’t talk about that because it’s weird as fuck. Met a girl and she drunkenly went into a rant about why I shouldn’t be with her, citing numerous things but topped it off…

And he went gray long before that.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

Your friend’s mom obviously deserved it.

It’s been very good, and I for one appreciate it.

Yep.