“STFU”

“Here we see the Wisconsin Shaved Badger protecting its territory by hissing at a Canadian interloper. This specific breed is known for its ability to spit a stream of super-heated bile 30 feet, and sleeps in a cave lined with the pelts of elderly Badgers who could no longer fend for themselves”

Okay there, Lifetime Movie of the Week.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘LIBTARDS!1!!1’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a FredJacksoniscool, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

This is too short a clip for Bannon to get any royalties, right?

How is this track not a UNESCO heritage site?!?

Nah, dude. She the TRUTH.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

My impression of Kimberly.

Thank you for speaking for all of us down-trodden internet commenters who were so wounded by her vile, racist epithets.

Please, continue to be our beacon of light in this storm-tossed new world, oh sweet sweet SJW.

Save the outrage for where it’s warranted... otherwise you make us all look like schmucks.

If people read that and were offended, they’re not good readers. It’s not everybody else’s responsibility to make sure that bad readers don’t see the word “monkey” outside of any racial context and experience “pain.”

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

They aren’t career politicians. That’s the point. They are career civil servants who have been committed to serve the country, regardless of which party runs the administration.

In the UK, there’s the realisation that the US collapsing will likely mean a swift post-Brexit UK-US trade deal, as it suddenly becomes the sole good PR low hanging fruit available to Trump.

In that short 30-second clip, I saw four of the fattest police officers I’ve ever seen. I’m glad the NYPD is being so forward-thinking in using them as roadblocks.

This feels like hamnos’ “fuck you, im out” post, only instead of leaving for somewhere else, he just goes and becomes a trainyard hobo.

Looks like you guys forgot Hamilton Nolan...