Just so you know, you can support both at the same time.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

nah

Damn. I heard there was a meth problem in the States but I hadn’t seen it first hand until now.

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

What exactly is your problem with allowing adult full-time workers to exist above the poverty line? How the hell does that affect you? $35k is not a lot of money. People will still be motivated to get better employment at any given time. If the job is that easy, they will scale down the total number of workers while…

It is illegal to hire 14 year old children. Do you think a 14 year old is going to work an 8 hour day preparing and serving food to college kids for the next 60 years of their lives? Everyone deserves a living wage. Do you think that the overpaid higher-ups at Harvard have tough jobs sitting behind their desks? Any…

Thanks for just restating Harvard’s position.

What does that matter? $35,000 is barely enough to live off of. Why shouldn’t someone working a ful time job get a livable wage?

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to…

Seth Woken

Of all the Italian pasta dishes to gorge oneself on, surely there is a more attractive option than carbonara.

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

You have a bulletproof soul.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."