This fucking needs to be made into a movie.

Really weird to see Paul Mason’s face blowing up in the media these last few weeks. He really does walk around Toronto like a reg and my sister (freelance photographer) has shot him a bunch. Also, my ex and I frequently saw him at our local grocery store (for a while, I mistook him as someone homeless).

Oh man, I read the headline as 'Sexist' and not 'Sexiest'... so I read the whole piece waiting to get punched in the face after beaming this whole day with pride (I'm from Toronto).

I actually don't know what "age" or "old" means anymore, in spite of aimlessly obsessing over these abstract concepts on the daily, as well as frequently confronting my mortality. But it's getting to be neurotic and overall unnecessary. One of my girlfriends is my age (32), but her and her husband feel "creaky" and…

—is there a better-quality version?