The best way to have a good HOA is to be involved in it. 

This. If I ever see someone was trying to get in, I back out.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

They are Train Rated

Kevin. The army calls their’s Kevin. Happy now?

Hold my glass of Bordeaux.

“Hold my Baguette”

Let me take this opportunity to say that this is very sad.  I think I have dust in my eyes.

6/10.  Not enough rituals, sacrifices, or candles for a documentary about resurrecting a demon.

Jeep fans: claiming the newest Wrangler isn’t a “real Jeep” since 1986.

After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies.

NICE TRY SWEATY : - )

I would “Walk This Way” “To The Other Side” “If That’s What It Takes” to restore this van. Call me “Crazy” but “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. “Dude” “This thing can “Come Together” with “Sweet Emotion” if we can get Steven Tyler “Back In The Saddle” of this old ride. Maybe I’m “Jaded” by “The Same Old Song and Dance”…

This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

I like mine with Bluetooth and a touchscreen

A Camry causes me pain on almost a daily basis. Typically by some combination of driving slow in the left lane, not signaling, drifting out of their lane, or not turning on their headlights well after dusk.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

Pardon me but it was run in LESS than 12 parsecs...

Shhhh....I want to see him test this plan

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle: