Bless your heart.

“She loves Mario, she’s beat the entire game a few times.”
Which one? All of them? The commentator sounds like my aunt trying to talk about games and thinks there’s only one Mario game and every console is called a Nintendo.

Chris Pratt now strikes me as someone who had sex with his girlfriend and now feels like he has to marry her because of his religion. 

I loved him when he was on Parks and Rec but something about his incredibly loud religiosity since becoming a huge star drives me up the wall.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

The target market is meat-eaters who they can shift to a more environmentally friendly alternative.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! How is this considered value-added? The crowd likes her? Instead of saying that 30 times in 90 seconds, JUST LET ME HEAR THE CROWD!

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

How does this “meat” react to different degrees of “doneness?” Is rare a great deal different than well done?

It really isn’t much like blood. It does char and get a little crunchy on the outside and remains pink inside in a meat-like way. And it has a meaty mouth feel. I haven’t eaten beef in 25 years without missing it at all, but the Impossible and Beyond burgers gave me a definite craving- for more artificial burger, not…

As a Western European blend, I laughed hard at the notion that white ladies don’t have body hair. Over my life, I’ve battled hairy zones on my arms, toes, chest, nipples, legs, etc. My grandma had her little “pouf” of a mustache as well. It’s noticeable, itchy, and can make it difficult to put wooly socks on in the…

Or women of all colors with PCOS...I personally am totally Western European with a full forest of neck hairs that I used to pluck, but now I shave daily because it’s so copious and I can’t afford waxing. I also recently asked my mother, another furry white woman, why she was rocking a skirted swimsuit when I normally…

Not to be a pedant here but what is “$ 1.4 billion pounds... “? It seems like it should be either 1.4 billion pounds (that’s a lotta cheese!) or $1.4 billion dollars' worth (still a lotta cheese).

There are lots of things to criticize Bezos for, but not being into meeting up with his birth dad is not one of them. Not everyone who was adopted wants to know the person who gave them up, and it’s their right to draw those boundaries.

Hubz and I were sittin around on NYE, buzzed on champagne at 9pm (as one does). He asked me what I wanted to watch and i said “I dunno put on some porn or I guess put on Bird Box, what does it matter I’m gonna fall asleep regardless.”

Haters gonna hate.

“She almost certainly is going to die!”

Yes, there are LOTS OF WOMEN who have so little understanding of their own anatomy, especially of the genitals, that they have no idea if something got in there how they would get it out. Hence the thousands of women who die every year from septic shock or massive uterine infections due to foreign objects in their…

“Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you want an Oscar?”