I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Am I showing my age (having grown up with 2nd wave feminish) that I can’t stand it when people refer to this as a ‘catsuit’? Do wrestlers wear minicatsuits? If a male tennis player wanted to wear a singlet (like a wrestler) or a unitard (like a speed skater), would it be discussed with such casually sexualizing…

She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS…

Ugh, fuck the goddamn French right in their snooty eye.  

LOLZ. I can confirm how funny, humble and nice Tony Hawk is. I’ve worked in the action sports industry for years and honestly, every time I do an event and he’s involved, I breathe a sigh of relief because he is an absolute breath of fresh air who isn’t a total idiot or dbag or combo of the two.

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

My big sister and her husband got married only to find out a couple of years later that the priest had forgotten to complete the paperwork and they weren’t really legally married. It was fun!

But Vows! And the Real Estate section. And the travel section. How else will you learn about what marginally employed part-time crafters and “artisans” do on their (presumably copious) time off. “Emma, a 23-year-old part-time employee at an artisanal cheese shop in Red Hook, recently returned from a seven-week hiking…

Why fuck the NY Times? 

love hearing about a dad who gets this excited for a Daughter

I’ve been waiting soooo long for everyone to come to the realization that Nicki Minaj is a garbage person, and have been pushed out of WOC communities for arguing such. At long last, the hard evidence seems to rapidly mounting.

Anyone who still goes to a Catholic Church, and puts money in the collection plate, should be ashamed. It’s just supporting a vast criminal enterprise.

What I can’t figure out is at the end when she says she moved out by Christmas, did she leave the husband by Christmas or did she and her husband move together? I hope she left him, that guy sounds awful.

There needs to be an “Epic Husband Meltdown Stories” column after that.

i’m floored. i wasn’t prepared for that many twists 

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

It is the best one ever, and it’s not close.

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.

CEO should work for the company, NOT shareholders.

None of this makes any sense.