I kept my name because I wanted to and it involved no paperwork

With a sample size of 27, no one should be taking anything statistical away from this. We can view it directionally, at best.

Did Jeff Bezos make these people homeless?

This happened in NYC in 2012, not really the most “Trumpian” of settings. Get a grip.

For my wedding, my husband and I rented out a house for the weekend and got married on the property. It was such a crazy fast-paced weekend and on Sunday morning we were looking forward to finally having some time for just us. We hadn’t even been able to have sex!!! But who fricken decides it makes sense for them to…

Well this brightened my day, and my day wasn’t even going badly!

Have fun, you gross little monsters.

At one point names that are normal now were also weird. Let’s chill out a bit on hating names because they’re aren’t “Mike” and “Sarah”.

and then let’s ALSO punish any woman who chooses to wear clothing designed by a woman who didn’t assault anyone but was affiliated with the guy who did.

I thought JJ’s was Vince Vaughan (or someone with a similar name)

Thank you for the response to the shitty ex-pat. I wasn’t expecting it, but was very pleased when I read it. I was half expecting you to end it with a p.s. the answer is two *high five bro*, but you didn’t!

Gigi is a runway model and their parents are wealthy/celebrities

I went to a deplorable high school and my boyfriend went to a really good one, and subsequently an Ivy League college. I had him write a poem for me for an English assignment and my teacher tried to give me a 0 (which I deserved) on it because she said she remembered reading it in a college text book.

College Dropout is my favorite album ever and I’m having a hard time reconciling that right now

Is that Jordan Peele in the choir?

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

Are you talking about Kylie and Kourtney? Kim isn’t the oldest, if that’s what you were going for.

We have three cats and therefore the double decker (even more expensive) pet fusion scratcher. They’re so fucking expensive but my cats would probably murder me if they didn’t have it. And may still murder me anyways.

It’s the fact that she ordered one as well that made me tear up. Like a little reassurance that ordering a cosmo isn’t super cliche (it is).

I know several gay men who love the smell of cum. I know zero women who love it.