Is this a dig at Fred Flinstone?

I didn’t get a flu shot this year and I got the awful strain that’s going around. I honestly thought I was going to die on day 2 - I didn’t have enough energy to even move and I was kind of delirious. I went to the doctor and she said she’d never seen a flu test turn positive so fast. I got some tamiflu and was good a…

Did none of you notice the cardboard cutouts in the front window?

Fun fact: my dad’s company built part of this house. It’s insanely huge and took several years to finish. Tom invited us over for a picnic after it was finished - he was a pretty nice dude to us.

Black people remind me what color is.

The gossip sites will tell you he was murdered

I think I’ve said every one of these today....

Hot take: Joshua Tree is one of my least favorite National Parks I’ve visited.

Welp, we have the exact same taste in cars.

I really want Kim’s body, though.

I highly recommend watch Kali Uchis’ music video for Ridin’ Round

For the longest time I thought my boobs were a 36D/DD. They were BIG and DD seemed like a “big” bra size. Welp, I got professionally sized and I was actually a 32G. Getting the right size bra was almost a religious experience - it was so much better than cramming them into a DD with a band size that was way too big…

Damn, I’m late. I wanted to say I have also fucked on a glacier and a volcano! My husband and I pulled off to the side of a road that drove up an extinct volcano that now has a glacier on top of it and banged in the passengers seat.

I can see why you’re a “former” journalist

The same thing happened to me in college. I’m now 28 with a degree and a good job, you deserve the same.

Except he’s not voting for legislation Trump wrote, he’s voting for bills written by his co-workers in the House and Senate. Trump has no fucking clue what he’s doing and we shouldn’t make it out like he’s somehow behind all the bills he signs.

We eat more roughage

I’m from upstate and have driven the 90 one-hundred million times and even I could not tell you what Roy Rogers is

They already have North and Saint so I don’t think they’re into the K thing

Fuck politeness, as my favorite podcast hosts say! SSDGM