Yo, I didn’t know he existed until recently. I googled him and was like wtf is this person.

An old friend/co-worker of mine was sexually assaulted by our female boss. I was in the room when it happened and at the time we thought what was happening was “crazy and funny”, now I look back and am so grossed out.

fuck yeah, thank you! I’ve been locked out on my phone for weeks.

Being a rapist is not a “health matter”

but God do I love Desus and Mero...

You don’t seem to know enough about ETFs or investing to have written this piece. You’re doing women a disservice by saying that these kinds of things are bad for us.

Do you even know what an ETF is or how they work?

Definitely thought you were talking about Markle and was like “she doesn’t strike me as an outdoorswoman...”

Drugs?

you probably do lots of coke

Them having had plastic surgery (which they most certainly have, use your eyes) has absolutely no bearing on whether or not they’re good artists. They may be as wonderful as you say they are, and good for them if they are.

Women being harassed and assaulted is a larger problem than men being falsely accused. Let’s focus more on the larger problem first.

I don’t know who BTS is, but they need to take the plastic surgery down a notch. They’re clearly trying to make themselves look more Caucasian, which is sad.

Have you ever actually looked into what they do and advocate for? I think you’d be surprised. I recommend listening to the Freakonomics interview with Charles Koch.

Mnuchin and the Kochs are VERY different people. Mnuchin is a scumbag of the highest order who’s been involved in some really seedy Hollywood shit. Some might even directly associate him with a ring of child abusers and pedophiles.

I think perfumes are kind of “out”, but whatever, people will buy it and she knows that.

I don’t know what to do with this information

I hope to god your friend’s kid is never around a pool

Not going to talk about the plastic surgery. Not going to talk about the plastic surgery. Not going to talk about the plastic surgery. Not going to talk about the plastic surgery. Not going to talk about the plastic surgery.

Jana is unmarried, possibly also a pants wearer