I hooked up with an A-hole for awhile and it turned out he was in a very long-term relationship. I had no idea his girlfriend existed and if I knew she had I never would have gotten involved with him.

Oh god, I just tried to type out my screen name and I forgot it! It was some combo of x’s o’s 8's and my name

Holy fuck what is that first sentence

Born and raised new yorker

Yellow cabs fucking suck. I can’t count the number of times they’ve taken me on ridiculous routes, nearly killed us both by sliding into another lane on the BQE, tried to scam me because they thought I was a tourist, said creepy inappropriate things to me, told me I could only pay cash because their card reader was…

Drain the swamp and fill it with private jets!

I hate the Trumps as much as anyone, but this article was a waste of your time to write.

FWIW, my co-worker got botox and it made her look more angry. Everyone kept asking her if she was okay because she went from having resting cheerful face to resting bitch face

The best TV food was the chocolate cake in Matilda

I used to get poison ivy constantly as a child and then in my early 20s I just kind of stopped getting it... Granted, I spend less time naked in the woods now, but still, I’m out there enough to expect to get it occasionally. This leads me to my hypothesis that you can build up an immunity to poison ivy over time.

My Dad has oddly great taste in movies without really trying, so I grew up watching a lot good films over and over - one of them being Fargo. I fell in love with her Character in that movie. She was so unique and captivating. I’m glad she is in real life as well!

I like the idea of Chris Christie “courtsey”ing

I don’t think you’re thinking of the right bridge...

My husband and I were watching the news at 4 am this morning because he was supposed to take a 6 am flight to Vegas (he ended up going a little later) and the interviews they were conducting were insane. They were talking to people who had just escaped and were clearly in shock and therefore not thinking clearly. One…

Yet the French are still notorious assholes when it comes to real women of above average size. I’ve seen numerous stories about bigger women having a harder time getting jobs purely because being fat is seen as a major character flaw. And these aren’t just morbidly obese people*, it’s also women who are simply…

Heidi has bad hair

And BLM

If you hit the jetstream right it’s closer to 5

fuck yeah this is the take i need

Joanna, I’d pay so much to just let you talk at me about ANYTHING.