Oh yeah I’m not doing anything with the actual vagina, just the vulv.

What about vag cleaning? I know we’re not supposed to need to wash lady bits because they’re self-cleaning, but uhhh I don’t love the smell of a sweaty cooter. And I know everyone is like “if it smells you need to go to the doctor!!!!!!”, but I don’t fully buy that. Mine gets a little fishy stanky but doesn’t itch or…

Pure filth some of you are

I had breast reduction surgery yesterday and I am so bored stuck in bed all day. My tiddies are prettt tiny, possibly smaller than I had hoped.

My sister had a really lovely “lip liner” appear during her pregnancy. It went away right after she gave birth which was a bummer because it looked so nice

This was a “special” bill, so I’m not necessarily calling you a liar, but there are tunnels under the capitol that house members use to walk back to their offices. Maybe they wanted to walk outside to celebrate or something today, but it’s very odd to see members coming out of the building.

ooof the photoshop job on that last pic

I literally didn’t mention a word about teeth...

Yeah but I can still look at him and know where he lives currently

That’s like 100% my mom’s life. She thinks an appropriate tip is 50% and has 20 gardens that she spends thousands on each year.

How is it that British dudes are mostly all just super generic white guys, yet I can always spot that they’re British?

Whip is a position in the House, each party has one. Their job is to tally votes and try to persuade their party to align on bills.

The best part about British food is the Indian food.

I thought I could be a cool stoner a year or so ago and I ended up buying $300 worth of weed (that was the delivery guy’s minimum because he was coming to a far away neighborhood). Turns out I HATE being high. So now I just have a drawer full of fancy weed varieties.

My older sister, who is 41, is obsessed with Ed Sheeran and thinks he’s hot. She also just went through a divorce and is having some sort of “rebirth” so that might explain her bad judgement.

Hell yeah with some hot sauce in it! Mmmmm

I got bummed the other day because I wasn’t able to clearly articulate why the MOE on a sample of 1,000,000 in a population of 300,000,000 isn’t that different from the MOE for a sample of 1,000. I feel better now.

I’m not even tall and the amount of legroom on some planes makes my knees smash the seat in front of me if I bend forward at all.

Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

Groovy, baby