I fed my niece (not knowing it was *wrong*) refried beans when she was 9 months old and she fucking loved them and nothing bad happened. Babies are tough.

Ugh I think I’ll pass on kids...

It’s not a straw man... I was a Republican until about 2012 and then decided that my values and beliefs didn’t line up with theirs. I thought I was a Democrat now, but then people like you make me feel like there is no place for me in the party. Do you not want my support and money? How are Dems supposed to win…

Literally every Republican is a “lying snake” and therefore no Democrats are?

Wow, a lot of people here are very unwelcoming of her... This is why Dems struggle so hard to win elections. I was a GOPer until a few years ago (not a hardline Conservative one at all, though) and even though my views are now very liberal, I have a hard time calling myself a Dem because the party does not have its…

Being so selective is how you/we lose...

Kim was bound and gagged and the ROBBERS had at least one gun, soooo not a burglary.

Oh man, this is about Jewish stuff? I stay away from Jewish stuff. Too many smart people with well thought out opinions about topics I’ve never heard of. 

“...people tried to bury my dream...” what the actual fuck. Dude, that was all you.

I love everything about her. Look at that amazing fucking hair.

could always be part of a daydream scene or something

Listened to the P-Cast on the way into work today! It helped me drown out the sounds of the homeless man on my train having a conversation with himself. *Kissy Face*

The right way to clean counters is not with a dry paper towel. Especially when you have a cat who likes to sit on it. You need a cleaning product, water and a rag. Just because there is more than one way to do most things doesn’t mean every way is correct.

He complains when it’s dirty...

Riding in the back window on the way home from the airport (they fly too).

Oh no, I’m sorry! Lol you might not be asking the right person... my husband does marginally more than he used to, but it took years of bitching from my end. Sometimes what works best is sitting and having a super rational conversation that they can’t argue with. You guys live in the same place which means you have…

I thought it was the color of bleached assholes

Like how my husband thinks cooking is literally just heating something to a temperature high enough to not kill us. Cooking is not just putting something on a stove! There are ways to do it to make food taste better. You don’t deserve a gold star because you fed us plain ass grilled chicken pieces that weren’t pink in…

This is so me. I can’t count on my husband to do things, or when he does do them it will be sloppy or wrong. So I end up doing most everything. I worry that if I tell him to do things he’ll be mad or if I don’t praise him for doing something he’ll feel taken for granted. Meanwhile I’m doing intense deep cleanings of…

Have you used a ceramic knife? They’re sharp af. Mines made by kyocera which makes me feel futuristic.