I’d sit on that back with 9 of my best friends

She admitted that she’s a big Michelle Obama fan, though, so she can’t be to big of a right-winger

Word is that they live on separate floors of Trump Tower

Someone get Paris one of those 23 and me DNA kits stat

Also I’m driving by myself down to D.C. From NYC this afternoon, does anyone know if there is a someplace where I could offer a ride to a couple people?

I wish there were Jezebel commenter pins we could wear

Who’s going to be in DC this weekend? Stay safe and let’s keep fighting the good fight!

font AND color, wtf, how am I supposed to read that?

Especially with twins! And far along in gestation to know their sex! Lol wut

Both times I’ve been to Buenos Aires there have been airline strikes. The first time we couldn’t leave because of the strike and when we finally got to the gate 6 hours late there were technically two planes leaving from it at the same time, ours to JFK and another to Sao Paolo. The Brazilians were pissed when they…

Let us know if there are any hoping uterine after parties

I’m very much pro-choice, but I always feel weird calling abortion a “right”. Is it a right? What is a right? I think abortion makes sense because it allows women to lead a more optimal life and I think it makes sense economically for everyone, but I have a hard time calling it a right. Please feel free to educate me…

One share of GS is around $250. If everyone who didn’t like GS invested in them, that would be quite a nice investment for the company. And Shareholder meetings are usually over the phone with listeners muted.

90?!?????!?!?!?!)$!!&’n NOPE

My very lovely, liberal, feminist chiropractor and I were talking about the election yesterday and she actually said “Hillary should have smiled more”.

I feel like Chelsea is just jealous of these people who are getting more attention than her.

Socks are like “his thing”. V. Adorable grandpa stuff.

I hope I don’t sound too obnoxious eye roll, but I have a few mutual friends with the Bush family and they have all talked about how lovely the Bush’s are (obviously they’re friends with them so they’d say that). However, they’ve also mention George H.W. and George W.’s hatred for Trump.

I dunno, I kinda wish I had some pics of my hot little teen bod

I hardly would say she was “lucky” in this situation. Yes, it could have been worse, but lucky she was not.