This is currently filed to Chis Christie. Lol?

Luckily 7.3 is A LOT smaller than the 9.0 one they experienced last time so any damage and casualties should be much less severe.

Wake me up when [December] ends

I welcome men to lick my ass this morning and make me come every morning.

No spoiler?

logic!

California burrito with fries in it?

same.

The Harry Potter pack? Ever try the dirt one? I actually really like it.

How annoying is it when you guys match with someone on tinder and they say “OMG i read deadspin” (I’ve seen a couple of you on the app)

Kind of fitting: http://headlesswomenofhollywood.com/

Oh god, my parents LOVE Kathy Bates so I watched Misery like a million times as a child. Not really the best movie for an 8 year old.

What the actual fuck. Holy shit.

If anyone has any deets on Khloe’s new line of jeans I’d love to hear them. I have a big ass/small waist and I’m assuming these jeans are good for that?

I believe he prefers Lord Disick

It’s insane what teachers and authority figures can get away with. We had a teacher in my high school who was known to inappropriately touch teen girls and the worst that ever happened were slaps on the wrist. It actually just became a joke like “oh mr. Hughes (real name because fuck him) touched so and so’s butt…

I think you’d immediately combust

I hate when I get poison ivy on my gallbladder

I worked in Republican politics for a few years early on in my career and while the party’s beliefs don’t appeal to me, they certainly have it more together than the dems organizationally. Dems are not united, their tactics suck and the party leaders and groups are a mess. I have no clue how this gets fixed, but until…

Has anyone else been super mean to people? I’m being a huge dick to my husband and most of my family because I don’t think they supported Hillary enough (they Held their nose and voted for her, or didn’t vote at all). I’m being way too nasty though. I just don’t know how to express my anger in a better way.