Yes, DS commenters are more progressive than other sports’ site commenters, but that’s a low-ass bar.

I know Deadspin is all about the “lol bro +1 sports pun”, and I come here for that, too, but it’s sad to see how not serious guys take this stuff. This shit is fucked up. Now everyone lay into me about how I’m a whiny bitch.

No. I OBVIOUSLY do not know what goes on in Lindsay Lohan’s life and I’m not about to speculate openly on the internet.

She (Zendaya) said she was trying to buy a ton of gift cards, which is something that is not allowed in a lot of stores so it seems rational that the clerk would tell her she couldn’t buy them. Celebrities are often quite entitled and known to throw tantrums when they are told “no”. Why is it so hard to believe that…

That looks like an older version of the same person with botox in their lips and way better makeup....

Her whole body looks a little fuller in general so maybe they’re not fake.

I hope Mac Miller is less of a little douche than he used to be.

She was recently is an abusive relationship with her ex-fiance. I’m not one to victim blame so I’m not going to go into my thoughts on the whole things, but that’s what she’s getting at.

Yeah, would wear 10/10

I feel this way about Biggie and Tupac. They would have sold out just like the rest of the “old” rapper have, but they died before they could.

Long hair DO REAALLY FUCKING CARE

While we’re asking potentially *dumb* conception questions, I’m also confused about the idea that you’re not less less likely to get pregnant if you immediately evacuate the jizzies out. I KNOW this is not any type of sound bc method, but I mean you chances of getting prego have to go down if there is less sperm in…

I was so uneducated that I used to refer to Volvos, the cars, as Vulvas until I was about 16. My older sister who is a nurse finally corrected me one day by saying “I saw an old lady’s vulva today and it looked nothing like that car.”

People with drug addiction problems. You must not know any or how it all works or you’d have different feelings. The best thing you can do for them is basically step away from them. Feeling sorry for them and “babying” them only enables them and can quite literally hasten their death.

Edm is from Scandinavia, it is definitely it's natural habitat.

The Kim and Kanye fight was a perfect time for Taylor to slip away for a quick boob job?

Not to mention it’s a Terry Richardson pic. Vom.

I don’t feel bad for her. She needs to grow the fuck up. She reminds me of my now recovered drug addict little sister - so much drama all the time. Feeling sorry for these people doesn't get them better, it actually harms them.

I like your positive thinking!

Hmmm... which is more realistic, me as a super model or me as a robotics scientist...