Can’t say I’m surprised, I found myself cringing a lot while watching the show. I honestly don’t enjoy Larry, Trevor or The British guy whose name I’m blanking on right now that’s not Trevor.

I don’t care if Kylie’s butt is fake, I like it and I want it on my body.

The rest of New York? The rest of New York lives near a running subway station.

Are these Kanye lyrics?

Justin and Selena got me thinking I need to go stalk my hs bf on social media right about now

I just gave everyone a heads up far out so that they could start planning if they wanted to and I didn't demand answers at any point.

There are two kids of people in this world...

My friend flaked pretty hard on me recently I’m pretty pissed about it and I don’t know if I should say something or just let it go. I’ve been planning a big trip with a group for close to a year now and the whole time she’s been saying she’s almost definitely going, so I’ve been making plans with a specific number of…

I HATE being asked to take other peoples’ pictures so I’m very thankful selfies are a thing. Sorrynotsorry.

I went from laugh to cry reallllll quick. Aww pooch :(. Enjoy your time.

huh?

It’s also BORING AS FUCK. If any of you choose to eat chicken before pork or beef in Mexican cuisine you can GTFO.

I’m into it.

Thank you! I’m proud of my accomplishments for sure, but sometimes I feel like I missed out on the friendship building stuff that other people had.

I was a snoozefest in college. I kind of wish I hadn’t been so lame.

My senior thesis was titled The Effects of Major Federal Spending Programs on United States GDP: 1973-2010

This made me smile through the pain of my pulsing, clot producing uterus.

Did you read Kendall’s Vogue interview? She actually gives the sense that Kris and Caitlyn (Bruce, as she refers to “him” a lot of the time) were great parents and that her family in general are very supportive. I don’t think internet commenters have the full scoop.

I once completely made up a book for a book report about people who survived the Holocaust. The teacher was so interested in the stories that she asked me for a few more so I made some up on the spot in front of the class.

I had a friend in college who ate so bad (chicken fingers, Mac and cheese, French fries, pasta, NO veggies) that she’d only poop about once every few weeks. The poop would be so large and hard that her father would have to scoop it out of the toilet for her (why she couldn't do this herself, I don't know) and chop it…