That’s definitely the van of an underground vigilante group that was falsely accused of crimes during Vietnam and has now dedicated itself to righting wrongs with guns and makeshift tanks and artillery while also somehow never killing anyone.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire that van.

And here I thought I was in for something like this...

assuming Tesla will honor it on a used rental car

good deal if there’s no elon involved

I might consider this deal if the car came with an “Elon Sucks” bumper sticker...

Eew.  Then I’d have to make a Hertz rental and own a Tesla.  That’s a dookie double dose.

o.5%er problems

*Spends millions of dollars on a Bugatti*

After the Veyron, Chiron and Tourbillon, the next Bugatti should be designed specifically to resist spills.

Wasn’t he kinda integral to their eventual collapse though?...

Musk just has to make another ridiculous promise and it’ll bounce right back.

Is anyone surprised that so few of the reservations turned into actual orders? Not only the price of the Cybertruck was not what was promised, but the whole “exoskeleton” design (that was supposed to be the Cybertruck’s main innovation and give it superior range via weight savings) never materialized, instead the…

When I see CyberTruck, all I can think of is DICKHEAD! What a fucking ugly POS from any standpoint. 

$20k price bump for badges, etc. Take off badges, still full price piece of shit with terrible build quality.

Amazing that The Mule Musk wasn’t able to foresee the fall of the Foundation Series. Should have run it by Hari Seldon Consulting.

Remember the hype in 2001 about the Segway? It was supposed to be more important than the internet, Steve Jobs thought it could be bigger than the Personal Computer (he later said “It Sucked”).

Tracks - fraud and shite company that fks its employee’s grinds off badges to lure dumbfk buyers to purchase crappiest vehicle they offer.

That’s nothing! My 1985 Hyundai Excel takes way longer than that! Slower, too!

America’s 67-year-old-not-quite-retired-dentists who get their fashion tips from Seinfeld reruns will now have to work another two years.