Days since a Tesla Cybertruck caught fire: 0

or that the Cybertruck’s lithium battery played a role in the fire.

ahahahaha! or chief of the DARE program 

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

He needs to go. Hopefully Trump is paying attention, and we'd do the same if he tried this shit.

Every moron and cult member that wanted one has gotten their cybercuck by now. Go figure.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

People working for a man who routinely fucks people over suddenly shocked to find themselves being fucked over.

Womp womp. Work for a fickle billionaire known for cutting staff at end of year to inflate productivity numbers... win stupid prizes. 

Work slowing/stoppage... just in time for the holidays.

No pitty for them at this stage. I won’t cry a tear for people working to produce weapons for Russia either when the war stops and they are laid off.

Excellent news! Adding less death traps/missiles to the roads is always good to hear.

Simple solution: AI spots blue, white or yellow flashing lights, make the meat-bag take back the controls.

This he could have been killed on landing, or injured and then nature disappeared his remains.  There are both black and grizzly bears in Washington State that would have happily taken a free meal.

(In all seriousness, they think he may well have died in the landing. He jumped with a parachute that couldn’t be steered into the PNW woods at night)

When you try and be a “cool” dad only to have this guy and his god damn kids ruin your parade.

You might be a bad vet but you’re a safe driver, which leads me to believe you’re a good vet.

I think it’s the law in just about every state at this point. And no, no one pays attention. That said there are studies that show even hands free calling is a distraction while driving.  Though typically it’s the more brain taxing the conversation the more distracting it is.

She was right. This time.

What do you mean DDT is not good for us? I’m huffing it right blee blor umu fel.