Asking a fast food restaurant to cut your burger in half should be a felony.

ACAB.

I thought I couldn’t be surprised by now but here we go raising the bar again

That information is actually right on the receipt, usually. 

Dipshit needs to just learn how to call corporate. There is a website and everything.

Outliers do exist, but if we’re talking about...dare I say 95% of the population with trucks never really needing them even 25% of the year, I’d say a generalized statement is warranted.

“ but to say no one does?”

*Slaps you with a wad of 100 dollar bills*
I’m too rich too rich to be concerned about proper grammar!

A light-ish, fun read. The Gladiator bed height part is true, though it does help with being able to reach things in the bed (for the most part). 

these are great

*its wake*, *its glory*

I don’t ride, but I have notices bikers doing like a point at the ground type sign, though I didn’t look close enough to see if it was a “peace sign” or not.

two wheels down; shiny side up

Without Back to the Future, DeLorean DMC-12s would have been completely forgotten which would be a shame. Then again, Elon would have probably picked a different material for the Cybertruck so it’s a wash.

it is, that was the joke

Dude, please also post a picture of wormtongue so I can see compare side by side with that picture of Elon Musk you posted and see if you’re right.

fawning unhinged lunatic, in this pic. looks like wormtongue ala lord of the rings.

something about cloud seeding with dry ice. Thats the best ive gotten from those nutbags so far

No such picture exists.  He is an unhinged lunatic, so all pics of him make him look like an unhinged lunatic.

If you can’t find a picture of Musk where he doesn’t look like an unhinged lunatic, then I’m gonna need you to stop posting pictures of Musk.